Funny Jokes About Photography

Here are some gags for you self-confessed photography geeks. Probably not suitable for local pub banter though, other people may not get them!

  • Why date a photographer? They make things develop, know how to focus and work well in the dark.
  • When cheese has it’s picture taken what does it say?
  • Photography is developing as a hobby.
  • The quickest way to make a lot of money from photography is to sell your camera.
  • If you saw a drowning person and you were to choose between saving the or capturing that moment, what aperture would you use?
  • Why did the photography teacher quit her job? Because she couldn’t focus.
  • What’s wrong with most cameras that won’t take good pictures? The nut behind the viewfinder!
  • Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid the paparazzi.
  • I read fifty shades of grey to learn more about white balance.
  • What do you call a camera that doesn’t take pictures? A conversation piece.
  • Why did the photographer install a dimmer switch in his bathroom? To control the exposure.
  • What do photographers eat for breakfast? Depth of field toast.
  • Why do wedding photographers charge so much? Because they’re shooting love.
  • What’s black and white and red all over? A photographer’s passport.
  • What do photographers and lawyers have in common? They both want to capture you in your best light.
  • Why was the photographer arrested? Because he was shooting without a permit.
  • Why did the photographer get fired from the furniture store? Because he couldn’t frame a shot.
  • What do you get when you cross a photographer and a musician? Someone who shoots a lot of covers.
  • Why did the photographer buy a car with a sunroof? So he could shoot through it.

We think these are some of the funniest photography jokes, but which one is your favorite?

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