Funny Jokes About Photography

Here are some gags for you self-confessed photography geeks! Probably not suitable for local pub banter though, other people may not get them.

  • Photography is developing as a hobby.
  • When cheese has it’s picture taken what does it say?
  • The quickest way to make a lot of money from photography is to sell your camera.
  • If you saw a drowning person and you were to choose between saving the or capturing that moment, what aperture would you use?
  • What’s wrong with most cameras that won’t take good pictures? The nut behind the viewfinder!
  • Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid the paparazzi.
  • I read fifty shades of grey to learn more about white balance.
  • Why date a photographer? They make things develop, know how to focus and work well in the dark.
  • Shoot the kids. Hang the family. Frame the wife.

We think these are some of the funniest photography jokes, but why is your favorite?